Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Wabbit Season! Bass Season! Shoot! Blam!

This is to use in situations like when you're in the Walmarts, bored from waiting so you're looking at a feeshin' rod while your girlfriend is shopping for the perfect pink bunny slippers or whatever, and some townie wanders along and asks you what the biggest carp you ever caught was, then starts telling you about this one he almost caught with dynamite "that one time when it rained a lot."

Go away, Elmer Fudd.


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